Thursday, June 2, 2011

Enjoy FOOD!

Ok, so I talk a lot about Herbalife. It might seem as if I only drink the shake, the tea, the aloe vera water and eat their bars.

As a matter of fact, Herbalifelovers are also reall food addicts. I now enjoy awesome cooking more than ever, since I know that I can indulge much more, without it leading to weight gain.

My dad is having a dinner party on the 10th of june. Since he can only fry eggs, he asked me if I wanted to make some kind of nice menu with stuff everybody would like.

Well his friends are hamburger and fries-kind of people, so I will challenge their taste buds you wouldn't believe! With stuff mostly disliked by 'normal' people who aren't interested in culinary adventures.

As a starter I will make cute little tartelets of tomatoe, hazelnut pesto and...brussel sprouts. At this moment half of you are going 'what?! Noo, brussel sprouts, I hate those!'. Well the trick is that the tomatoe and hazelnut flavours trick you, so you barely notice you are eating brussel sprouts. Ha!

As main course I will make a salad of endive (the Dutch call it witlof), raisins, apples and perhaps pineapple, and lots of curry powder. I will serve it with a schnitzel and potatoe croquets.

The dessert will be either a Dutch custard trifle, or something healthier with sweetened yoghurt...I might stir down some Herbalife vanilla powder instead of sugar. Then they'll get lots of vitamins without even knowing it.

Can you see the Dutch theme through the evening? Pretty cool huh? I swear, I'm a reincarnated 50's housewife, I loooove dinner parties!

Next: table decorations and Dutch inspired board games!

Monday, May 30, 2011

Gothenburg!

I'm expanding my business to a second city: Gothenburg!
I have been there for several of days, and things are looking good!

YAY!!!

I will tell you more ASAP!

Oh, I'm climbing the career ladder with Herbalife, as of tomorrow I'm at the second step, which gives me all kinds of benefits. Instead of a 25 percent margin, I get 35 percent! How awesome is this?! I'd say: VERY!

Monday, May 23, 2011

STS in Malmö!

Oh my sweeties, life is very very very good right now.

I've listened to a bunch of succesful, ambitious people yesterday. They took matters in own hands, and are now happier than ever. I admire people who don't whine, but take action!

I mean, seriously, I'm a bad-ass journalist. You can't sell me crap. I hate that. But I was truly impressed by the stories yesterday, at the succes training seminar by Herbalife in Malmö. I mean, just because I endorse Herbalife to my clients, it doesn't mean I'm Herbalife's slave.
But credit should be given where credit is due, and yesterday was a biiig inspiration for all lazy bastards out there who want to become thinner, healthier, more succesful, but don't know how.

The key is what you WANT TO DO IN LIFE. Nobody can determine for you what is right or wrong, or clever or stupid. You can only go one way, and that is your way.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Whoop whoop! Pharmacies suck, Herbalife rules!

"I have been using medicine for my colon for the past thirty years. Nothing has worked. After two days of using Herbalife, I feel good again. I haven't felt this good in a long time!"

Yes, people. This is true. This is what one of my dear clients told me today!

Feedback from my clients


After one and a half week with just replacing his breakfast with the shake, my father has lost four kilo. If he'd drink more water, and NOT eat so much cinammon buns, it would go quicker. But hey, who am I to judge? I want to be a coach, not a police officer.

Another client said that she feels 'more awake' now. Yes, when we change our unhealthy habits into good ones, it is as if our bodies give us the signals we need the most, first. She started two days ago, so I will call her tonight, and see if her body is already loosing its fluids it has been holding on to.

When you change the way you eat and start using Herbalife, your body realizes it is safe to get rid of all the water it has been holding on to as an emergency stock. We are a lot like camels in that way.

I remember how liberated I felt in my first Herbalife week. I felt lighter. My mood got lighter too, actually. I honestly believe we get fat due to unsolved emotional luggage. And negativity is also stored in our cells. When the fat and the water is released, emotional luggage goes with it.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Tourism and business


Yay, travelling Skåne is great! Lots of lovely people, lovely views, and lovely opportunities to spread my Herbalife flyers!

Everything is so cute, lovely and incredibly green. I love it here. I love it so much.
Everytime I'm outside, I feel my soul heal bit by bit. *Bliss*

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

New clients!

So I have two brand new clients, with brand new ambitions and brand new hope!

They had both tried Herbalife twenty years ago, but were completely abandoned by their distributors, so they gained the lost weight quickly again.

I managed to gain their trust, thank goodness, so they are bracing themselves for a new life!

I will call them Ellen and Anna to protect their privacy.

Ellen is a hard working woman, with a very, very demanding job. Since this is a small town I can't even tell you her occupation, then the locals who read this would immediately know who she is. Anyway, like many others, she has been on diets all her adult life. She is 60 now, and is obese. She can barely walk and I can tell that she feels dissapointed with herself. She has managed to handle things that are more difficult than most could imagine, but her weight is an ongoing battle. She really blames herself for this.

Anna is 61, and only needs to lose 5 kilo to reach her ideal BMI weight. She falls for temptation and persuasion easily, and when she stands on her scale, she feels anger, sadness and she keeps thinking 'why the hell can't I manage to lose these extra kilos? Why not?!'

In other words: her friday morning is never a happy one. She dreads that day and that morning. She says she feels great agony after she has seen her weight, that seems to slap her in the face.

I ordered her to put away the scale, since this kind of unhappiness will NOT give her a great, relaxing weekend she needs.

How come we can feel more understanding and compassionate towards our friends than towards ourselves?

I will tell you about Ellen and Anna's journey on this blog, and I know there will only be bright moments. Some moments will be hard, but never again sad and frustrating. They will do just fine, they just don't know it yet.